By KFC posted September 30th From BarstoolSports.com
(NEWSER) – Kobe Bryant won’t be resting on his laurels during the NBA lockout. The Los Angeles Laker has verbally agreed to a $3 million contract to play with Italian club Virtus Bologna for the first 40 days of the Italian league season, a source tells the AP. Bryant grew up in Italy and has been there this week for endorsement deals. He is due back in the US for labor talks today but is expected to return to Italy next week with a work visa, according to the source. ”We have reached an economic deal,” Virtus president Claudio Sabatini told a local radio station. “There’s still some things to arrange but at this point I’m very optimistic. I would say it’s 95 percent done.” A person with knowledge of the negotiations told The Associated Press on Friday that the sides have settled on a $3 million contract for the opening 40 days of the Italian league season. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the deal has still not been signed.
David Stern is about to go Bear Jew up in this motherfucker! Because once Kobe rolls its gonna be straight up dominos. Like Eastern Europe and Communism in the Cold War. Once one of these idiots decides to bounce over seas the other idiots will follow.
Do you know how hard it is to “lockout” a bunch of players who are just down to go somewhere else? Think about this scenario. Right now the NBA is like the really hot smokeshow girlfriend who sucks. Shes a 10 out of 10 but shes got all sorts of issues and everything is a struggle and its not worth the hassle. Playing overseas is like being single again, but you’re the fucking man and chicks sweat you because you used to fuck a smokebomb model. So your pain in the ass girlfriend threatens to dump you and threatens to kick you out and sooner or later you’re like, F@@K IT, I’m just gonna go bang all these other girls who want my dick and will treat me like a king. Go ahead and “lock me out” honey, I’m not coming home anyway. Right now Kobe basically just dumped the NBA before they could dump him.
Of course that first time you f@@k a fat chick, AKA play in some high school gym in Eastern Europe with no air conditioning and dirt poor Serbians are trying to kidnap you for your money, you’ll probably miss your hot ex girlfriend. But until that happens you’re just living the dream, playing the field, making $3 million bucks for just a little over a month, f@@king whoever you want. Not a bad gig.
PS – No chance this happens. I think Kobe just played the ultimate labor negotiations card and the owners are gonna seriously think twice about playing hardball.
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